The Cottage 2008 Genres: Dark Comedy, Satire, Slasher Horror, Comedy, Crime, Horror, Thriller Country: United Kingdom Director: Paul Andrew Williams Duration: 92 Min Year: 2008 Actors: Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, Jennifer Ellison, Steven O'Donnell, James Bierman, Cat Meacher, Danny Nussbaum, Logan Wong, Jonathan Chan-Pensley, Simon Schatzberger, Doug Bradley, Dave Legeno, Katy Murphy, Georgia Groome, Eden Watson, Steven Berkoff, Johnny Harris Storyline: A woman is kidnapped for ransom and brought to a rural English cottage. David and his two henchman find that they have much more to worry about than her crime boss stepdad.